My phone is on crack! It is so messed up, it's crazy and useless half of the time. It's gone
(sorry, I couldn't help it! Don't you think it's a cool icon, though?)
I seriously need a new phone, right now.
Also there is a king WASP living in a decorative hole in my shelf! Okay, maybe it isn't exactly a king wasp(if there's even such a thing), but whatever. It's huge, and it just squeezes itself right into the hole (well, to the shelf's deisgners, who apparently happen to think adding holes enhances its appearance, well this is a testament to how they evidently attract wasps. Great business strategy, guys!) really shamelessly. As if it owns the place or something, and you can literally feel how annoyingly triumphant it is that it's being left unbothered, mainly 'cause attacking it would mean sustaining a burning sting! I ran screaming away from it, and you can hardly blame me.
I mean, if something like that^^^was living in your bedroom, you'd be hysterical as well!It has like, fangs! Or things that look like fangs, at least.
Talk about disgusting. Not to mention majorly unfair. As my grandfather points out, it could fully fly into my ear in the middle of the night, rendering the unsuspecting, sleeping glamorously me deaf or something equally horrifying. Maybe Pest Control handles this sort of thing. But they might be mad at me if they are summoned since it's only a single wasp. (Even though I bet it's a king one!)
Hey, maybe I should start tennis lessons again! 'Cause the girl playing downstairs looks pretty cool. Oh, and she has killer legs -obviously not Sharapova to-die-for, I mean c'mon, Sharapova's in a league of her own- but still gorgeous. I don't think she actually lives in my estate, 'cause generally my estate doesn't exactly consist of cool people, if the Screwed-up Bike Thieves, barbaric little kid who resides at the playground 24/7, meanly uptight security guards, etc. are any indication. OHYES AND FEDERER WON, THAT UNBELIEVABLY AMAZING, TOO-COOL-FOR-NUTS GUY.
Chick flicks are my absolute favourite kind of movies! 'Cause even though they're mindless guilty pleasures they're unparallelled because they're so enjoyable!
I'm into reality TV shows like ANTM and AI and BGT!
I like yellow M&Ms BEST of all 'cause they've got some real (sunny) personality going on!
I can do a mean moonwalk!(Even though NO ONE appreciates it! And my morons of siblings coined my imitation the 'turtlewalk'! But who cares about those doubters!) Also I've got terrific wedgie-giving skills, so, believe me, you don't wanna mess with me!>:)
