A Girl's Just As Hot as The Shoes She Choose(s) :D
Music: Fashion- Lady Gaga
My father spelt audacity as auDICKty. UNINTENTIONALLY. Like, eleven times or something. Talk about being a hopeless speller.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, I am officially thirteen, as of four days ago. (: (: (:
I mean like, just 3 more years till I’m like, legal :D
On Friday my cake was rushberry (or however its spelt) and blueberry and strawberry. The rushberry was totally sour, but the cake was pretty yummy, since it was ice cream and everything, so it was kinda awesome. But the candles were mean and I had to puff my lungs out unglamly like, goodness knows how many times, making my six year old cousin squeal, “You’re gonna have ten babies!” or something when I was done.
Adam Lambert’s gay (devastating), the hot waiter I saw that day is probably gay ):, and I haven’t had the time to watch gossip girl in ages. AND Christmas is practically a year away. Also, Adam Lambert is gay! (or have I already mentioned that?) It’s saddening, really, thinking about the mess the world has disintegrated into, what with all the above mentioned.
AND yesterday it was pouring outside and then there was this thunder clap that was this loud- BOOM (no kidding) and my house blacked out, and oh, I screamed. You can’t blame me, it was totally creepy. And then Manda the Pig persisted in snoring soundly even though I slapped her arse hard and yelled ‘Get up!’ so I had to daringly brave the darkness alone to find a torchlight. Nope, I didn’t even stub my toe. Not once. I was so impressive and un-clumsy.
I was really proud of my Superior Searching Skills cause I found TWO torches, but then the lights came on when I was all armed with torches and so ready to grin smugly at the darkness while waving the torches around triumphantly. Hello, the electricity in my house should just make up its mind; it pisses me off sometimes!
Btw, I appeared on TV! Cheering on the B div hockey team during their nationals final match. It was way cool, me being on TV, who cares if it was for five seconds in total, it was still cool.
I truly have the makings of a TV star, it was apparent even from the fleeting 5 secs!(:
So anyway, I had to delete my brother’s stupid Ben 10 and Huntik (incredibly gross name, incredibly gross show) recordings to record it, but it was worth the rubber bullet he shot at me using this loserfied yellow gun he thinks makes him manly and macho. When I am feeling shitty I shall grab chocolate and lie on the couch and fastforward the recording till face appears!(:(:
8 MORE DAYS TILL DAVEY’S ALBUM SIGNING SESSION. *HYPERVENTILATES GLAMLY* Rebecca Hot-Archuleta signing off.
Chick flicks are my absolute favourite kind of movies! 'Cause even though they're mindless guilty pleasures they're unparallelled because they're so enjoyable!
I'm into reality TV shows like ANTM and AI and BGT!
I like yellow M&Ms BEST of all 'cause they've got some real (sunny) personality going on!
I can do a mean moonwalk!(Even though NO ONE appreciates it! And my morons of siblings coined my imitation the 'turtlewalk'! But who cares about those doubters!) Also I've got terrific wedgie-giving skills, so, believe me, you don't wanna mess with me!>:)
